Top 10 Reasons Transformers Sucks

I absolutely ****ing hate the ****ing Transformers movies MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. It's ****ing impossible to put my thoughts on why these ********s of movies are so filthy and disgusting. So today I'm bringing you the top 10 reasons why I absolutely think these films are ****ing filthy pieces of miserable ********. In other words, *Flips out middle finger*, **** you Michael Bay.

10. Disappointing
All these movies have really good trailers but end up being utter **** when you see them.

9. Inconsistent
In the first movie, they said the AllSpark created the Transformers, but according to the fourth one, they were built by some alien race. WTF?!

8. Confusing
These movies are cluster****s, so half the time I had no idea what the **** was happening.

7. Too Long
Don't watch these ****s, you're stuck with them until the end.

6. Boring
The only reason I didn't fall asleep when I saw these **** stains is because of all the ****ing explosions.

5. The CGI is Fake as ****
Self explanatory.

4. Ruined the Classic G1 Characters

Everyone loved the G1 characters, but these movies just take those characters and completely ****s their personalities and looks. Take the most iconic of them all, Optimus Prime. He's a ****ING PSYCHOPATH WITH A MOUTH THAT LOOKS LIKE A ****ING SHREDDED TUNA CAN!!! Also, in Age of Extinction, Grimlock was a *****.

3. Michael Bay Explosions

I ****ing swear, these movies gave me epilepsy!

2. The Cringey-ass, Disgusting, Unimpressive Pile of Dog**** Acting

The acting in these films are ****. They make you physically cringe from how disgusting and bad it is. I mean, MEGHAN FOX CAN'T ****ING CLOSE HER PIEHOLE!!!

1. The Godawful ****ing, sloppy, piss-tasting, ****-scented, cluster**** writing

What really kills these movies is Michael Bay's ****-ass, ****ty writing.  All these movies are cluster****s due to the ****ing awful, not-thought-out writing.  If it weren't for the writing, these movies might actually be enjoyable.  But they're not, which is why I wrote this.