The Universal Scified Empire Lays Claim To This Forum

Nope

YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH AORTA SHREEEOOOOONK!!!!!!!!

Wow you guys 

*SPIKES LIGHT UP* GRRRR

sorry but any opposition or threat shall be eliminated.

you have luck Aorta i need to leave

I find everyone's lack of submission disturbing.

But I bow to no man.

Shiro, execute this Aorta. And Patient Leech, do mind your words--and I may let you live.

Yes my lord and i will PM you on something later.

Aorta at chat NOW!

Ugh my lord my parents told me to go sleep...i may execute him tommorow.

Yeah listen you guys I run things around these parts but thanks for keeping my place warm! Now run along and do something cute.

Lol, 

Aorta, your resistance is admirable--but you don't seem to realize my empire has conquered all of the forums, including Star Wars and Heroes.

You literally are an ant, who shall be squashed. However, I would greatly like to make you the new political representative, as Lord Tyrant has enough on his plate.

Aw!

It's like watching puppies frolic.

You literally can do nothing.

But smile!

*Reads article*

POLITICAL REPRESENTATIVE?! I'M A MILITARY LEADER GOD DAMN IT!

We have all the forums? YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLOLOL ALL FORUMS YEAH *VICTORY DANCE*!!!!!!!!!!

*sigh*

I don't know what you may have done elsewhere, but you have yet to successfully seize this thread.

Well, I suppose this *Ignites blood-red lightsaber* will quiet your defiant mouth *lunges and impales Aorta in his thoracic aorta, killing him*.

Aorta i am very sorry to inform you that SCIFI MOVIES FORUM IS BEING INVADED SHREEEEOOOOONK!!!!!!!!

AORTA WE HAVE CONQUERED THIS FORUM ALL RESISTANT IS FUTILE!!!

Yeah listen guys I just got back from neutralizing a planet that had a blob of molten evil at its core bent on torturing the entire universe to death. I'm pooped. So why don't you pipe down and bring me a sandwich?

lol *gives you a sandwitch* there you go then after that i'll kill you.

Nope

I wanted a meatball sandwich.

Ugh *Throws him in an indestructible cell and gives him a meatball sandwitch* Happy?

Hurry up with that meatball sandwich. There's a pod of Sasmarons headed for Earth that I have to neutralize.

I FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!*THROWS AT HIM 1000 MEATBALL SANDWITCHES*

I GTG

Well done. Thus fortified with meatball sandwiches, I can neutralize the Sasmarons.

Ha ha *munch munch* these sandwiches are pretty good *burp* you know the funny thing is, you claim to have conquered the rest of the site, but the thread you started about it appears to belong to me.

AWWW C'MON CAN'T YOU SHUT UP!*THROWS AORTA IN INDESTRUCTIBLE PRISON AND PUTS A METAL COLAR ON HIS MOUTH*

AWWW C'MON CAN'T YOU SHUT UP!*THROWS AORTA IN INDESTRUCTIBLE PRISON AND PUTS A METAL COLAR ON HIS MOUTH*

All hail Emperor GG!!!

And also im a dinosaur

And also im a dinosaur

I know it's too late