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Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 12:25 PM

Yes, I do remember what happened last time we had a joke thread. I think we can all handle it however, so I thought "Why not?" I've got a few rules, don't worry, they're easy to follow.

1: Keep it clean. No cussing, nothing sexual, and don't imply it either

2: Be friendly. Don't get angry if you don't like a joke.

Just remember, if you don't like something you see here, vacate the topic ASAP. If this topic takes a turn for the worse, I will not hesitate to lock it, and neither will Rex Fan.

 

Remember guys, a little joke never hurt anyone, so enjoy.

 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

38 Responses to Dinosaur Jokes

Carnosaur

Jun-23-2014 12:36 PM

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

Allotitan

Jun-23-2014 1:11 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 1:15 PM

 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Silver_Falcon

Jun-23-2014 1:51 PM

Here, have a waffle (-'.')-#

Something Real

Jun-23-2014 2:44 PM

MR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! Oh, this is exceptionally fun! Here we go!

 

   Two velociraptors are eating a clown. One looks up to the other with a quizzical look upon its face and says "Does this taste funny to you?" ;)

Acro Rex

Jun-23-2014 2:58 PM

"Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?" - John Hammond

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 3:39 PM

Haha, this is all funny. Nice jokes everyone. 

Just so you guys know, when I said no cussing, I meant no F-bombs or anything else in that category of cuss words.

 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Carnosaur

Jun-23-2014 3:44 PM

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

x_paden_x

Jun-23-2014 3:46 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life cannot be contained, it breaks walls, crashes through barriers sometimes painfully, but uh... Life uh, finds a way

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 3:54 PM

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Raptor-401

Jun-23-2014 3:56 PM

Nice picture. I don't have any different pictures right now.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 3:58 PM

That's fine. This is actually going pretty well (better than I expected, to be honest). Isn't it nice when no one goes ballistic?

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Raptor-401

Jun-23-2014 3:59 PM

Yes it is quite lovely. Let's just not mention it though...

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

JRR

Jun-23-2014 4:00 PM

''look dad im the jurassic park lawyer''

and ''if dinosaurs had twitter''

are my favorite

Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 4:00 PM

Deal. 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Something Real

Jun-23-2014 4:03 PM

MR.HAPPY9097 - Hahaha! This thread is remarkably fun! I'm having a delightful time! Thank you for sharing this with us! :)

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 5:45 PM

Nice, here's a few more...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(to be honest, I wasn't a big fan of Kong either, haha)

 

(this is a far better end result for the fight in King Kong)

 

T.rex and Spino settle their differences to take down the true menace!

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 6:33 PM

MrHappy, you wanted a Ceratosaurus meme, here's one I made...

 

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Raptor-401

Jun-23-2014 6:35 PM

WHEN SOMEONE ON THE FOURM POSTS 3+ CONSECUTIVE TOPICS IN LESS THAN A FEW HOURS

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 6:37 PM

Not a hundred percent sure what you're getting at Raptor, but OK.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Raptor-401

Jun-23-2014 6:38 PM

I mean topics/discussions.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 6:44 PM

Ah. Well, I made another meme...

 

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 6:46 PM

Haha, I love it Rex Fan.

I believe what 401 is saying is that is his reaction when someone posts three or more topics in a rather short time. 

Also, love the Rex eating King Kong, that would have probably been the outcome if Kong wasn't the main character. 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 6:50 PM

Glad you liked the pics.

 

Made yet another meme...

(I'm gonna end up making tons of these now)

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 6:51 PM

Haha, now make one about Spino.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 6:55 PM

Ok, I'll see what I can do.

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 6:57 PM

"Was a fish eater."

"People bitch when it's called a fish eater." 

 

I'm not the most creative as you can tell.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Rex Fan 684

Jun-23-2014 6:57 PM

Here's a Spino one...

 

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Lord Vader

Jun-23-2014 6:59 PM

Haha, nice. I'm out for the night.

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Something Real

Jun-23-2014 10:18 PM

REX FAN 684 - Hahaha! Those are bloody marvelous! Thank you so much for sharing them! :)

   How many spinosaurs does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero- trick question! They can't get through the cabinet to get the bulbs! ;)

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